dylan

dylan
1. (dylan) (5702↑, 2589↓)
Guy with an incredibly huge penis and is totally awsome compared to any bitch ass Russians. (if you know anybody named dylan next time you see him give him a high five unless your a chick in that case give him a hug but no fatties)

Dylan is that guy at school or in your town that your totally in love or gay for unless your his friend

2. (Dylan) (2432↑, 1121↓)
The most amazing person on earth who makes you feel great about yourself. Good listener and an amazing boy \<3

That boy is such a Dylan- so amazing and sweet\!

3. (dylan) (2248↑, 1199↓)
A person who can be childish at times, and is great at fucking things up, but would never try to hurt or embarass the person he likes.

-That brownie dylan made her mad. -How did he do that? - He was way too brown for his own good.

4. (Dylan) (1397↑, 779↓)
a realy nice guy, who a lot of people like, most people would say he was cute or hot. and if your names dylan im guessing theres some chikys out there that like you.

Girl 1: the dylan guy over there is so hot Girl 2: i know

Author: a_girl_whos_in_love http://dylan.urbanup.com/3460954
5. (dylan) (1785↑, 1224↓)
1.A verb in which means in the state of being totally tubular and rad.

"he dylaned at that party." "you are officially dylaned"

6. (dylan) (2224↑, 1803↓)
Broken Penis caused by walking, slamming or, running into something or someone.

Haha he dylaned himself when his mom wakled in.

Author: DickCheezeSmegmaFucker http://dylan.urbanup.com/18280
7. (Dylan) (533↑, 147↓)
Usually known as the most amazing boyfriend on the planet. Typically a Wonderful friend and Amazing kisser. Listens and is always there for you no matter what. Loves unconditionally and is Just downright a fantastic, extraordinary, miraculous human being. You'd be lucky to be loved by him... But given his Amazing-factor... He is probably already Spoken for. Too bad.

He's my Dylan... and i've never been this happy in my entire life.

8. (Dylan) (309↑, 93↓)
A Dylan is quite possibly one of the sweetest people alive. Finding a Dylan is like an epiphany. A fun, cute, country boy that knows how to treat a woman. Dylan's tend to get along with everyone, because everyone likes a Dylan. Dylan's are smart, funny, and kind. If you get a hold of a Dylan, don't let go because you'll regret it. Sometimes spelled Dillon, sometimes you can refer to a Dylan as Dyll (or Dill)\<3.

Dylan came and picked me up last night, we had the best time\! He was sooo respectful to my parents and I can't wait for our next date :).

Author: hippiekittykeg http://dylan.urbanup.com/4176695
9. (dylan) (269↑, 126↓)
In short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla penis who likes to eat mangos and relax on the beach. Usually described in social situations as a God among men

That dylan is the best\! Can you pass me that dylan? dylan.

10. (Dylan) (203↑, 105↓)
If a girl: Very beautiful and [sexual], yet [kindhearted] and loving. She is good in bed and knows how to play it [rough.] She will always want to [please] that one lover and she is very [devoted] and committed. She doesnt fall in love easily. If she falls for you, then youre lucky. she is a [keeper.] If a boy: A [stud] but sometimes a jerk. Very flirty and outgoing. He is a "do it my way or the highway" kind of guy. Definitely will do a [one-night] stand, without question. Very [charming] but beware of his girl craziness.

Example 1: "Man that girl [Dylan] is the best girlfriend in the world." Example 2: "WOW\! That guy [Dylan] is such a flirt but he is SO sexy\!"

11. (Dylan) (124↑, 29↓)
A boy or girl. They are loving and all around amazing. They are very smexy and can be extremely sarcastic\! They can make you feel better than anyone can and they would never willingly hurt someone's feelings unless the person says something to them first. They are usually tall, extremely smart, kind, and creative. Everyone should love a Dylan. The best word to describe Dylans are lovely.

My friend Dylan is really smexy\!

12. (Dylan) (434↑, 340↓)
a penis in the shape of a fruit, usually a banana.

Anna: omg did you see John's dylan? Lucy: yes\! it looked good enough to eat\!

Author: Sally Reynolds http://dylan.urbanup.com/2921701
13. (Dylan) (150↑, 89↓)
A guy who will always forgive you no matter what,and can mess some things up alot. somone who rly rly needs some help cus hes going thru a bad time.

I herd a rumor that dylan is a guy who will always forgive you no matter what,and can mess some things up alot. somone who rly rly needs some help cus hes going thru a bad time. Really I herd that 2

Author: Skate4cookies http://dylan.urbanup.com/3749481
14. (Dylan) (72↑, 25↓)
Any Dylan you know is typically the cool guy around. He knows how to treat a lady, and is very appreciative of things. Most Dylan's are very courteous and do nice things. Any Dylan you know will always be there for you, because he's a Dylan, duh.

Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a Dylan. Girl 2: Me too.

15. (dylan) (330↑, 291↓)
Noun: a ridiculously long shower, usually exceeding thirty minutes. Verb: to shower endlessly. Adjective: long in duration, but only relating to showers.

Noun Examples: "I feel so sweaty and gross, when I get home I'm gonna take a dylan straight away\!" or "After three weeks of not showering at boyscout camp, when I got home I took a dylan." Verb Examples: "When I get in the shower I'm going to dylan, so I won't be out until this evening. Adjective Examples: "Yeah, that was a pretty dylan shower you just took." Or "Yeah, that ten hour shower was awfully dylan."

Author: Eric, not the other one. http://dylan.urbanup.com/2286189
16. (Dylan) (64↑, 29↓)
Dylan a cute lovable horney as hell guy with a big hard one and loves to make girls feel great and smile. a best friend to anyone and a great companion. a huge complement loves it when girls email him like this dylan his email is blaze.dylan\@gmail.com

man dylan just made my day thank you for the dylan man that dylan rocks when you get him going

Author: bloodyvampiress http://dylan.urbanup.com/4811384
17. (dylan) (56↑, 23↓)
A dylan is someone with a HUGE ASS DICK.he loves to make girls happy cuz hes nice like tht.hes most likely to fuck them later on.can be a perv at times.but every one luvs him and all the girls want to have hot and steamy sex with him cuz hes just so sexy.if ur a guy and kno a dylan give him a high five or if ur a girl suck on tht shit or fuck him FURREAL\!\!\!\!\!

girl1:o you kno dylan girl2:yea why? girl1:i hit tht shit last nite hes HUGE i mean my legs r still sore\! girl2:man ima get me sum of tht\!\!

18. (Dylan) (32↑, 6↓)
Dylan: A real gentlemen. Usually very talented kinds, tall, good looking, and can play up to 6 different types of instruments. He can play drums epically, and even though he says he doesn't, he has a very nice voice. He's one of the most amazing people you would ever meet on the face of this earth. He's nice, treats girls with respect that they deserve, and has a good reputation to being a good boyfriend. He can make you feel better by just saying hello to you, and is always there when most needed. He can be your best friend, and the best thing that can ever happen to you. He's a Dylan. There are no other words to some up how amazing he is.

Wow, he's the most amazing person I ever met\! He must be a [Dylan]

19. (Dylan) (35↑, 9↓)
One who can be irresistable, funny, true, good natured, creative, chill and smells way good. Usually Dylan comes with a fun package. No not that kind. But he always makes your day better. Dylan's are usually very cute and easy to have a crush on. Most people of this name are also very real, true, down to earth, and also know how to make you feel the heat of the moment when it's right. Of course, they give you the choice to try something.That's fairness. Flirty and seductiveness is their natural talent.

Yesterday I got a ride with [Dylan] back home, I feel comfortable around him.

Author: chocolate booty http://dylan.urbanup.com/5329922
20. (Dylan) (25↑, 2↓)
A Dylan is the most amazing guy on the planet. He is typically a nerd. A really hot nerd who should take his shirt off more often. Dylans usually have wavy brown hair, gorgeous blue eyes, and glasses. They enjoy playing video games and watching geeky movies and TV shows like Star Wars or Chuck. They tend to listen to classic and alternative rock, and they hate country and Justin Bieber. A Dylan has the best sense of humor you will ever come across. He is extremely silly, but he is also a very sweet, caring boyfriend. He would never pressure a girl to do anything she wasn't ready for. Dylans appreciate and love their families. They will make their girlfriends bacon. A girl who holds the heart of a Dylan is a very lucky girl indeed\!

My boyfriend Dylan is the sweetest guy in the world\!

21. (Dylan) (34↑, 11↓)
A guy who is very charismatic and liked by everyone but has trouble picking the right girl. Always falls for the wrong girl but falls hard. Caring and nice and his life focuses around other instead of himself.

Dylan is so hot, but why is he dating that bitch?

22. (Dylan) (26↑, 10↓)
1. (noun) A guy who isn't afriad to be affectionate for the fun of it. Also Dylan's may be playful. Ironically they may be modest about their talents. They make close friendships easily but also let go of bad ones easily because they are laid back. You can trust their word since they can be candid and blunt in a good way. Likely dislikes being around large \#'s of people, yet their love is one of the most sincere love one may experience. 2. The name's meaning is related to power with the seas or water. It is also a Welsh name. Dylan can be a girl or guys name. Usually it is a guy's name.

Girl: "When I was camping up in the woods I made a cool friend for the time I stayed. I think he's pretty Dylan." Dude 1:"Omg, is that a tsunami?" Dude 2: "No it's just a dylan surfing on a dylan."

Author: onewonderforlife http://dylan.urbanup.com/5349771
23. (dylan) (31↑, 16↓)
will pay full attention to u until he gets all worped up in his own little thing that he believes to be a career, but really is not just a kid with a big dick thinking he gunna be a professional ... but really may not be.

dylan is that guy that people think is so small, but in reality is huge.

Author: a true alexys http://dylan.urbanup.com/5021913
24. (Dylan) (45↑, 30↓)
A Welsh name based off of the mythological Welsh character Dylan Ail Don. It can be interpreted as meaning 'sea god', 'great sea', or 'ocean'. Popular name in Wales.

That man's name is Dylan.

25. (Dylan) (19↑, 5↓)
One of the sweetest guys you will ever meet. Somewhat famine, but so adorable. Easy to fall for, but it's worth it. Can make your day perfect from just seeing him. Everything is perfect with him in the picture. With him, you can't hate anything in the world.

Dylan just made my day. Dylan makes the world go round.

26. (Dylan) (27↑, 13↓)
The most amazing guy to walk this earth. He is sweet, funny, caring, gorgeous, happy and sweet. He would walk to the ends of the world for the people he cares about. He isn't one to get jealous and he's always there to listen or offer you a shoulder to cry on. He will send you flowers on your birthday or ask you to the homecoming dance by writing on your driveway. He will never ever let you forget how much he cares about you or how lucky he is to have you. He is the guy every girl should want.

You know Dylan, my amazing boyfriend? ♥

Author: ronaldmacdonald http://dylan.urbanup.com/5524908
27. (Dylan) (16↑, 3↓)
Very nice, funny, and awesome person. This person, usually a boy, can appear shy but is actually fun and outgoing. Some people who don't know him will call him a "fag" or a "homo" but these alligations are completely false. This idividual has goregeous blue eyes and awesome hair, he is tall, and is good at breaking hearts although that was not his intention. Dylan's are sweet and caring, though they do not express their feelings to others. They can be friends with almost anyone. The sight of one Dylan could make you faint from pure awesomeness. Most people adore him because, lets be honest, what's not to adore?\! If you come in contact with a Dylan, approach him calmly and start a conversation. But while doing this...dont ever, EVER bring up Taylor Swift becasue you could send them on a frenzy of hate\! In conclusion, Dylans are one of the most beautiful, awesome creatures to walk the face of the planet (see Earth), they are so super sweet, and could make almost anyone fall for them in about five minutes. Dylans are truly unique.

Dylan is the guy that all girls (in their right mind) would want and all the guys would go gay for.

28. (dylan) (19↑, 8↓)
a dylan is the prettiest, sweetest girl you will ever meet. She is very loyal to the one(s) she loves (which most of the time is a lot becuase she is so fucking hot) and is always there for you. Shes fucking super hot and everybody wants to be a dylan (girl). She will make you laugh most of the time, more than other girls names, like jazmin, or one of those other ugly names. Some guys want to be a dylan guyd version... but the girl version is much better..sooooo...be a dylan

Holy shit look at dylan, i think i just wet my pants\!

Author: iwannafuckyouharderer http://dylan.urbanup.com/5329187
29. (Dylan) (44↑, 34↓)
Of Jesus-esque proportions. Good at anything he wants to be good at. Can even transform water into wine, that, consequently, will most likely be consumed moments thereafter due to his uncanny alcoholism. Livers everywhere hate him.

He totally went Dylan all up in that bitch\!

30. (Dylan) (11↑, 2↓)
Dylan, is this really cool guy.. sometimes an ass, but you still love him anyways\! he's easy to talk to, a great friend.. and someone you can depend on. unless he's with his fake ass friends... he's crazy fun to be around, love's :3 faces && make's you laugh.. A LOT. Dylan can brighten someones day instantly.

dylan is some goofy kid i meet in my bio class freshman year. (:

31. (Dylan) (13↑, 4↓)
The coolest person out. Funny, sarcastic, gorgious, sexy and all around perfect. they are the kind of person that just makes you smile. :) \<3

Hey Dylan. Hi there, your looking rather lovely today.

32. (Dylan) (14↑, 5↓)
the most amazingest (not a word) person you'll ever meet in your life. when you feel completly like shit, he'll perk up your mood by just being there. hes a great kisser and really good at those "sexual things". he has really soft hair and the most gorgeous brown eyes that you could stare into for hours.

\>\>:Who's that guy over there? \<\<:He has soft hair and gorgoeous brown eyes and he looks like he could be good at doing sexual things. \>\>:He must be a Dylan

Author: TheBateMaster9000 http://dylan.urbanup.com/5559791
33. (Dylan) (12↑, 4↓)
Anyone with the name Dylan is probably loved by many. He probably likes a lot of [girls] and ignores the one who really loves him. Many Dylans have curly hair.

Alexandra: Omg. Dylan is so annoying. Carly: No he's not. I like him even though he's a [jerk] to me. Dylan: Screw Carly, I want Alexandra\! Alexandra: Cut your [hair]\! Carly: But I loved it :( and him

34. (Dylan) (11↑, 5↓)
Most awesome person you will ever meet\!

Ted: did you meet the new guy Barney: Hes a Dylan... Hes AWESOME\!

35. (Dylan) (24↑, 18↓)
some one with both fully functioning testicles despite what people might believe

wow that guy was amazing in bed yeah total dylan

Author: jiommycrickesh http://dylan.urbanup.com/4780289
36. (Dylan) (43↑, 37↓)
It can be anything.

"Dylan is the man" "This looks like a Dylan "This Dylan is great\!"

Author: Bee wit 8 e's http://dylan.urbanup.com/4101809
37. (Dylan) (8↑, 4↓)
Dylan is someone who doesn't know what he wants. Someone selfish, and stubborn as hell. Dylan is not a liar, and is an honest person. Dylan truly does love, but Dylan does not know what he has. Dylan is too easily persuaded and is a sucker for girls who cry. Dylan will make you fall in love. Dylan is quite immature, and quiet. Smart. Not the best looking...huge dick. Dylan is sweet, but inexperienced. Dylan thinks for himself way too much. Dylan doesn't know what he wants. Dylan will care for you, but may change his mind. Dylan may have loved me, but Dylan ruined everything he had.

Natalie: "Man, I really thought me and [Dylan] would work out." Monique: "Too bad he's that selfish. He doesn't know what he's missing."

38. (Dylan) (6↑, 2↓)
The most AMAZING boyfriend that any girl could ask for. Dylan is smart, sexy, funny and absolutely adorable. He may have some weird tendensies but that's what makes him so perfect. His smile instantly makes you feel happy and he has FANTASTICALLY awesome hair. Also an extremely great kisser ;)

I love Dylan. He's tha bestest (:

39. (Dylan) (6↑, 2↓)
The most amazzing guy in the school. The guy who makes you laugh. And the guy who makes you smile just by looking at him. The guy whos HOT. The guy who looks cute when he puts a flower behind his ear ;) The guy a girl couldnt resist falling in love with eg. ME The guy who makes other guys look plain ILOVEHIM he is the most amazzing guy ever and he is really HOT\!\!

C.A: Have you met that dylan guy? S.T: Yeah his HOT and looking cute with the flower behind his ear he makes other guys look plain and I couldnt resist falling in love with him his the most amazzing guy ever.

Author: HOT/CUTE/SEXY http://dylan.urbanup.com/6000481
40. (Dylan) (8↑, 4↓)
Dylan absolutely Perfect, deffinately a ass man very wise big dick smart high hopes for his future he's very romantic and all over the place and will make and women or man feel limke a greek god or godess. Just will always be the right man who pretty much acts like a women likes to clean and cook for his loved ones and is VERY patient.

God damnit dylan marry me i always knew i was the man in the relationship anyway

41. (dylan) (15↑, 11↓)
Total Bro. someone who likes to lax, has sick flow, and is fucking chill

Bro 1: yo whos that kid that just sniped top left? Bro 2: thats dylan he's chill

42. (dylan) (3↑, 0↓)
A girl who is really kind, pretty and extremely unconsciously funny\! Everyone loves her

Person1: hey who's that girl over there? person2: Oh that's dylan, she's really fun to be around\!

43. (Dylan) (16↑, 13↓)
Dyaln's are generally charming and incredible, perfect at first glance. They make great friends and will always be there for you....well, for girls anyway. They are extreme flirts and tend to lead girls on a lot\! If you date a Dylan, he will make you feel amazing and beautiful. But will make life hard for you as he is very very sensitive and will get upset over very small things. Most boys don't like Dylan's very much, as they do not like his opinionated ways and smart ass comments, combined with his stubborn streak. Dylan's will get attached to girls very easily and will fall out of love as quickly as they fell in it. No stranger to lies, he can break your heart in a flash and does not like to take the blame or take any responsibility. However, he will forever hold a place in your heart.

Girl 1: OMG. That boy is incredible\! Girl 2: Yeah, you'll want to stay away from him. Girl 1: why? Girl 2: He's a Dylan.

44. (Dylan) (1↑, 0↓)
A man who enjoys a good bean curd to add a spark to his day. He will achieve all his endevours if he has bean curds everyday.

That guy looks really awesome, he must be a Dylan and had some bean curds today

45. (Dylan) (1↑, 0↓)
fat, unattractive and forever alone.

ewww look at that guy.. i bet his name is dylan.

Author: me-mwuhahahahaaa http://dylan.urbanup.com/6355489
46. (Dylan) (1↑, 0↓)
Dylan Pate The most amazing guy you will ever meet, he will make you smile like you have never smiled before, he is the sweetest guy you will ever encounter. He is an endangered species of true gentlemen. No amount of words would ever be enough to describe such an amazing person and he is my eighth wonder of the world.\<3

Dylan you make me smile

Author: xohollywoodriotox http://dylan.urbanup.com/6242036
47. (Dylan) (3↑, 2↓)
Guy with huge dick and girls over him to suck his cock He's fuckin awesome and when you see a Dylan then you should fuck his brains out if ur a hot chick.

Megan fox: I want to fuck Dylan today

48. (Dylan) (3↑, 2↓)
Dylan's usually have really big uni-brows.

[uni-brow] [ugly] [conceited] [Dylan]

Author: unknowngirl123 http://dylan.urbanup.com/5846520
49. (dylan) (7↑, 6↓)
the coolest kid in the world. Has a huge dick. The best at having sex. Also, is a pimp. cute girls if u know a dylan give him a big hug

look at dylan over there with all those girls on him

Author: pimpest pimp eva http://dylan.urbanup.com/5752939
50. (Dylan) (0↑, 0↓)
A sweet, sensitive, smart, caring, adorable, incredible guy. He's sexy and cute and often knows the perfect thing to say. There is never an unattractive Dylan. If you want to find the perfect guy, google a people search of Dylans.

'Oh my god... look at that guy. He's so perfect. He must be a Dylan.'

51. (Dylan) (0↑, 0↓)
A Dylan is an amazing guy that you will never forget. He will make you smile and treat you like a princess. Dylans are usually really hot and kind of short, usually have that skater/druggie look. Dylans' can be great boyfriends and best friends too, but beware because they go for a lot of girls and can be real players.

Girl 1: Dylan is suchh a sweet guy\!\!I can't believe you don't like him\!\! Girl 2: Well he such a player... Girl 1: So what\!\!?? He's hot as hell\!\! Girl 2: Soo true \<3

52. (Dylan) (0↑, 0↓)
The type of person that is attracted to cats.

im a dylan ... meow

Author: dislander3000 http://dylan.urbanup.com/6326506
53. (Dylan) (0↑, 1↓)
A really cool guy that can sometimes be a jerk but most of the time is completely amazing.

"Wow he's so nice and funny\! He's such a Dylan\!"

Author: SPONGEBOBPATRICK http://dylan.urbanup.com/6249283
54. (Dylan) (4↑, 5↓)
Someone who is very confusing and misunderstood a lot of times to be an asshole. But once you get to know him, he's really cool\! But you still probably won't understand him.

Person 1: I have a hunch that Dylan is a ninja. Person 2: I think he's a CIA Agent. Person 3: What? Be realistic, man. I think he's Charlie Brown.

55. (Dylan) (7↑, 8↓)
Dylan this very cool short kid also a friend with a king. He likes to dougie with his very kool friends .

Dylan is the dougie master

56. (Dylan) (2↑, 4↓)
I guy that likes to hump dogs. He especially likes golden retrivers.

guy 1: "dude dylan just gave my dog a hj" guy 2: "thats dylan."

Author: leslie backhinding http://dylan.urbanup.com/5854828
57. (Dylan) (11↑, 13↓)
Dylan is usually a really sweet guy that can one minute be your best friend untill one stupid rumor starts and he's ignoring you. He usually is reallly caring for his girlfriend but if he gets an apportunity he'll cheat on her and do it over and over again. They love the color orange and they also lovee to rap. Their usually some of the sweetest, cutest, kindest, most caring people that have flaws but are always there for you and never let you down. (:

Girl: Dude, do you see that guy?\! Friend: Hell yeahh\!\! Who's that??\\ Girl: That's the guy i have a HUGEE crushh on, his name is Dylan. Friend: DAMNN girll you lucky he likes you to\!\!

58. (Dylan) (2↑, 5↓)
Dylan is the kindest most loving person you will ever meet. She cares about everyone and is always good for a laugh. She doesn't fall in love with just anyone so if she goes for you make it count and treat her right because no one in the world will ever compare. If you ever need someone to make you feel better Dylan is your girl. She always knows exactly what you need and how to make you forget your problems. She makes everyone she knows feel like they are her best friend. For those of us lucky enough to have Dylan as a friend we will never be left alone or forgotten.

Example: Dylan

59. (Dylan) (0↑, 3↓)
A boy that can be bombastic at times and does not know when to stop. However at the same time, you can trust him if you are one of his real friends...especially one with the last name Ammlung. He can also get into relationships pretty fast and not realize what he may be doing. He's knows almost everything there is to know. If you know these Dylans you may end up suffering heartache but you have a best friend.

Girl One: I need some guy advice. Know anyone I could ask? Girl Two: Do you know Dylan? Girl One: Ammlung? Girl Two: Yea\! He your friend? Girl One: He's like my brother. Girl Two: Go to him. I trust him with like everything\!

60. (Dylan) (6↑, 10↓)
A man who is literally retarded as a boyfriend and he never stops annoying you about one little thing that made him laugh. His sister is awesomer than him, he makes wrong unnecessary sounds infront of his mac. He is incredibly gay when your'e not around.

Dylan: red car *punches you* Isabelle: I'm not even playing. Dylan: SO SO SOOOOO? Isabelle: Fudge you

Author: eraserimlistingthingsonmydesk http://dylan.urbanup.com/6082246
61. (Dylan) (2↑, 7↓)
Dylan is attracted to men. (Gay) he is often very childish and aggressive at times. and doesn't listen to people because he thinks hes the best at everything.....but hes not.

Person 1: hey have you seen Dylan?? Person 2: hes with his boyfriend....

62. (Dylan) (2↑, 7↓)
One of the biggest Faggot's you will ever meet. Has large ears that earn him the name dumbo. He also has the world most terrible grammar

Person 1: "That kid's a major fag, wonder what his name is" Person 2: "Must be Dylan"

63. (Dylan) (4↑, 9↓)
A peice of shit who eats your toes in your sleep and makes out with your dog when your not looking. He is a dirty freaking pervert and hates anyone who isn't exactly like him. He can be classified as a bitch, although he's a guy (or so he SAYS).

I literally may shoot Dylan any minute now.

Author: Bradley Jacobs http://dylan.urbanup.com/6109097
64. (dylan) (4↑, 9↓)
a guy who has a girlfriend and then flirts with you. you've had a crush on him for almost 6 years and he flirts with you . you are sooooooo happy. you tell your best friend and shes ecstatic for you. he also says hes gonna ask you out next year once he breaks up with his girlfriend. days later your friend tells you he was just playing you. its been like 5 months you still have a crush on dylan. basically dylan is a guy you cant get over and he drives you crazy.

girl: he broke my heart\!\!\! other: oooo sounds like a dylan

Author: itsalwaystoogoodtobetrue http://dylan.urbanup.com/5801740
65. (dylan) (4↑, 9↓)
(n). Simply, a pervert. Shy, passionate...when the moon is shining, he is at his peak. Looks at tons of kitty porn, and loves petting street cats. (v). To pet a kitty. (v). To look at kitty porn.

Rico's mom caught him dylan-ing in the garage. It is illegal to dylan in school. Did you see that dylan sitting on the corner outside of Briscoe hall?

Author: brisconian123 http://dylan.urbanup.com/5777817
66. (Dylan) (10↑, 15↓)
A male who likes sex even though he is clearly too young and too uneducated for it. He will pretend to care and like the girl until he gets her alone in her house, to which he tries to get it in.

Haley: "I went out with him for a long time, I thought he loved me\! But one time he came to my house, turns out he's just a Dylan." Ellen: After a year of pretending to love me, I saw how he was a true Dylan when he came to my house.

Author: maryandhaleyarecool http://dylan.urbanup.com/5387725
67. (Dylan) (1↑, 7↓)
The only dude with a vagina and a super long neck. Usually they like to suck on there vagina with there super long neck. But he also has a cock in his ass (that of course he sucks as well).

That retard over there is such a dylan.

Author: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG http://dylan.urbanup.com/6199988
68. (Dylan) (1↑, 7↓)
Sluttish girl but could be attractive if you took away her humungous boobs and eyeliner and straightner.she is fun to be around and talks to random guys she meets on the Internet who call her hot and think she's 17 when she's only 13. Most guys at her school want to fuck her because of her boobs because who gives a shit about her personality. She's a good, insulting ,bitchy,drunk friend who doesn't carep what people think,which is good.

Dylan walks by Guy:wanna show me your ass and then fuck Dylan:I don't even know you,but sure, just not less than $200

69. (dylan) (1↑, 7↓)
the new slang term for a black person, usually used by people with Austrian ascents

dat dylan be stealin my wallet.

70. (Dylan) (1↑, 7↓)
A man with such a carnivoris penis it rips his sexual parners intenstens out with every pelvic thrust. Also a nick name for a vagina. A term used when in the 727 area code, where vaginal ruptures are a commen disease.

Dylan stop\! Your penis is rupturing my vagina\! Thats a nice Dylan you have there.

Author: doggy dog dog http://dylan.urbanup.com/5806432
71. (Dylan) (2↑, 15↓)
A retarded loser who can be friendy but still is a retarded crack head who eats shit and has a chode.

Jim:Your a dylan Dave:Thats harsh and incorrect bitch i dont have a chode

72. (Dylan) (4↑, 17↓)
A guy who has a red dick from being a virgin for too long and being desperate. He will go after random girls trying to get laid but will never succeed.

That guy says I'm going to steal his virginity but I don't want to\! What a Dylan\!

73. (Dylan) (14↑, 31↓)
A pussy whipped individual who does not exercise, bathe, or have control over his bowel movements.

Dylan could you PLEASE wash the dishes?\!

74. (Dylan) (13↑, 33↓)
A retard cock-sucking asshole who thinks he's better than everyone else and likes to call people fudge-packers even though he secretly masturbates to Adam Lambert while listening to his song "What do you want from me?" with milk.

Dylan: (jerking off to Adam Lambert in boys bathroom) Kid: (walks in on him) What the fuck are you doin?\! Dylan: I'm walkin on sunshine you fudge-packer.

Author: snortalotofshitmcgee http://dylan.urbanup.com/5311303
75. (dylan) (10↑, 31↓)
A boy who is obsessed with a girl named michelle and would do anything to get her back

"yo dylan has been so depressed lately" "yeah michelle dumped him" "aw that sucks. he really loved her"

76. (Dylan) (21↑, 47↓)
A kid who tries to convince people he is not gay, but when people call him gay he does not take offense, also was probably tuched by his uncle and liked it

Did you see Dylan I called him gay and he just laughed, Plus I heard he got raped by his uncle

Author: Awesome Bill form Dawsomeville http://dylan.urbanup.com/5006840
77. (dylan) (222↑, 249↓)
cool rabbit in old tv series the Magic Roundabout. Plays guitar, and acts stoned.

Dylan: Yeaahh, man.

Author: KC_ANd_thE_anArCHIstS http://dylan.urbanup.com/1158195
78. (Dylan) (70↑, 101↓)
Dylan is the name of a rabbit from the old Magic Roundabout series. He is very chilled out and calm. He often spends most of his time sleeping. But he plays his guitar and guards his mushrooms as well. He is the only bipedal animal character out of every other animal. He is actually based on the singer known as Bob Dylan.

Dylan: Like...uh...what's wrong, man?

79. (Dylan) (14↑, 54↓)
An emo kid who likes to pretend he isn't gay and wants to actually has sex with girls... also, probably has a small dick. Generally sings emo songs in largely public places.

Oh, that kid is such a Dylan - he's just an [emo] [faggot].

Author: Sesshyrocksme http://dylan.urbanup.com/4885185
80. (Dylan) (19↑, 62↓)
a faggot that likes to in fact suck dick. he is a person that likes to eat whales shit with a fucking dick ring, he also is a pedophile and likes to be anal raped up the ass.

dylan is a nigger loving hobbit bitch ass cunt

Author: some radom ass niggerrrr hater http://dylan.urbanup.com/4951714
81. (Dylan) (15↑, 58↓)
Sexually confused [antichrist] like creature. Often seen wearing a long, black leather trench coat circa 1987. See also: [vampire] [zombie] [immortal] [confused]

See that guy over there in the black leather trench coat with the plastic vampire teeth and the stuffed bra? I think he's a Dylan.

Author: WhassupYoYoMaMa? http://dylan.urbanup.com/4550080
82. (Dylan) (34↑, 77↓)
A creepy guy who develops an unhealthy obsession for every female he meets. Does not understand the word "no", and can be told off hundreds of times and not take any offense. Cannot take a hint. Is always happy and never gives up when he has a target. Also see [stalker].

Oh god, Dylan is looking at us.

Author: The_One-Who_Knows http://dylan.urbanup.com/4491806
83. (Dylan) (10↑, 53↓)
a girl who thinks she's better than anyone else on the entire Universe a.k.a HUGE EGO. And does anything to fit in. Also,a two-faced bitch. Apparently,a Dylan "goes harddd".

I'm so hot\! oh man,i just pulled a Dylan.

84. (dylan) (25↑, 68↓)
a guy whos loves to make out with younger women usually atleast 2 years. they also may use numerous condoms during sex, e.g 7-8. they are also get raped by school, socom, life etc. and last of all they shuffle 4 life.

KID 1: yoo, that kid looks like a dylan. KID 2: i thought it was kilner10? KID 1: yoo nah man he is just a dylan.

85. (dylan) (87↑, 130↓)
Verb. The act of fiending a game, or any other activity, until you are amazing at it. During this process of obsession, you must neglect everything else in life, including you friends and/or family, as you chill at home and perfect your craft.

Jonathan and Bob dylan Guitar Hero III.

Author: Gong Xun (the thug) http://dylan.urbanup.com/2847726
86. (Dylan) (84↑, 131↓)
See [asshole]

You are being such a Dylan.

Author: Stuckinthe90s http://dylan.urbanup.com/3641548
87. (Dylan) (43↑, 91↓)
Noun. A person(s) who stalks little girls sort of like a Pedofile. Actually, more like a pedobear.

Oh gawd look its Dylan, at it again.

88. (dylan) (16↑, 69↓)
Bigger in the belly and/or breast region Has a massive but short penis as this resembles [fail].

1. God why do we have to play soccer with all the Dylans\! 2. If he sat on me he'd KILL me\! I'd be Dylanated.

89. (Dylan) (75↑, 129↓)
An asshole who likes to take pictures of their penis and have sex with trumpets.

OMG that picture is disgusting\! You Dylan.

90. (dylan) (16↑, 73↓)
Samantha's is bigger than Dylan's and always will be no matter what he says or does. Hah what now baby penis\!

They don't make condoms big enough for Samantha. Dylan has a baby penis

Author: delilah faggerkiss http://dylan.urbanup.com/3975204
91. (Dylan) (39↑, 96↓)
A fag who takes it up the ass twice a week.

Oh he got dylanend.

Author: wowzwers1234567890 http://dylan.urbanup.com/3878715
92. (Dylan) (57↑, 115↓)
A fucking sex-crazed nympho that needs to leave my best friend alone before I kick his ass.

Dylan tried to get with her again last night. FUCK YOU\!

Author: dylanjayisafag\! http://dylan.urbanup.com/3305953
93. (dylan) (27↑, 86↓)
fag who is obseesed with women but wont let himself come out opf the closet even though he knows its best

dylan is like inlove with me you know hes gay as long as he doesnt admit it its ok

Author: awesome person ???? http://dylan.urbanup.com/3437659
94. (Dylan) (38↑, 100↓)
A complete retard. He is very sexy, but very rude, a cheater. He cheats on everything, tests, girlfriends, basketball and football games. He likes bad music. He talks to himself alot, and texts in class. He has a new girl every ten seconds, because he is a good kisser and is hott but annoying. He always dumps people they never dump him.

Girl 1: he dumped me right after he told me he loved me\! Girl 2: he is hott, but man is he a dylan\!

Author: BILBOTHEFRICKEER http://dylan.urbanup.com/3763081
95. (Dylan) (64↑, 127↓)
A smart-ass who is ugly but is also good with the ladies.

That dylan... he's stealing all my girls and grades.

96. (Dylan) (23↑, 89↓)
a nasty ass incest bitch. has many STD's. humps anything with two legs, well it doesn't even have to have legs..

"that dude's humping that chick\!" "that's his sister..." "what a fucking Dylan\!"

97. (dylan) (35↑, 101↓)
a man who just straight up looks like a sloth. loves to mooch on other people and haves sex with guys

man hes such a dylan

Author: bhvjgajkdbflkavl http://dylan.urbanup.com/3720114
98. (Dylan) (40↑, 111↓)
emo wanna be that thinks they're cool

person 1: haha look at that emo wanna be\!\!\!\! person 2: lol what a Dylan

99. (Dylan) (38↑, 111↓)
A gay man, usually found on 200 Fabyan Road playing call of duty and/or guitar hero III. He sucks equally at both but he insists he is "The Shit." He only wears pink and aquamarine shirts and I tink he has a lime green polo too. He's kind of cool.. a little..sometimes?

Dude, Dylan's gay\! Yeah I think he takes it up the ass...Actually I know that.

100. (Dylan) (69↑, 148↓)
the process of shaving ones testicle hair(M)

I cut myself dylaning yesterday

101. (dylan) (214↑, 297↓)
A slang term for an ugly looking shemale prostitute who still might worthy of sexual intercourse. Can also be used loosely in any context when describing a shemale.

pete slept with a dylan last night

102. (Dylan) (31↑, 117↓)
A Dylan, usaully one with the last name of Winters, is a stoner with a 4.0 that looks at hairy men's anal cavitys. The typical Dylan puts videos of such pornography on his iPod and jacks off to them at night.

Dude 1: Dude, Ryans friend dylan W. is a total perv Dude 2: Ya I know, i saw videos of hairy ass holes on his iPod\! Dude 1: Man, he is so gay

Author: Winston Churchill the III http://dylan.urbanup.com/2068568
103. (Dylan) (61↑, 150↓)
The biggest faggot alive today\! He enjoys men, cock and a big set of balls in his mouth\! He enjoys listening to show tunes and beating off in socks\! His other hobbies also include prenteding to like girls to cover up the horrible truth and treating everyone like dirt\!

LOL I saw Dylan today fuck he is gay\! LOLZORS Dylan rimmed my dog\!

104. (dylan) (60↑, 153↓)
1. to be completly pushed or rejected out of a social circle. 2. to be the person people throw bits of food at. 3. a fat bitch. that cries alot.

dude you totally just pushed me out of the circle. what am i dylan.?

Author: superduperboy http://dylan.urbanup.com/2785728
105. (dylan) (52↑, 150↓)
a male, always homosexual. He can often be found playing faggot brandons penis like a flute and playing fiddlewinks with eachother buttholes. This fags dick is only a sixteenth of a centimeter long and it is common that he sucks dick. He has aids and is of oriental decent. Lastly, he is a fan of incest and often tounges his brother.

that guy sucked his little brother tiny cock, whudda dylan.

106. (dylan) (68↑, 174↓)
1. filthy little scene kid cum-guzzling gutter-slut who converted to scene-ism after being an abercrombie whore. 2. bitch, who has countless "friends with benefits" who really arent because she always drags them in emotionally and then eats their souls. 3. synonymous with succubus

wow\! hes hot, i think ill fuck him and then suck his soul out of his cock\!" "you're such a Dylan"

Author: anna geerlings http://dylan.urbanup.com/2742159
Related: bob, dick, gay, sex, penis, cool, awesome, sexy, asshole, bitch, dillon, fag, hot, shit, amazing, ass, funny, man, stupid, vagina, love, music, sweet, ugly, asian, beer, bob dylan, bro, cum, douche, dylon, emo, fuck, guy, retard, tits, white, alex, crazy, dillan
Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

Игры ⚽ Поможем написать реферат

Look at other dictionaries:

  • DYLAN (B.) — DYLAN BOB (1941 ) La biographie détaillée de Robert Allen Zimmerman avant qu’il ne devienne Bob Dylan (né en 1941 à Duluth, Minnesota, enfance à Hibbins, un an d’université, puis New York, en 1961) importe peu. On dit qu’il changea son nom en… …   Encyclopédie Universelle

  • Dylan — may refer to: * Dylan (name), a list of people named Dylan * Dylan (programming language), developed by Apple * Bob Dylan, a singer songwriter and musician, or his albums: ** Dylan (1973 album) ** Dylan (2007 album) * Dylan Marlais Thomas, a… …   Wikipedia

  • Dylan — Saltar a navegación, búsqueda Dylan es un nombre propio de origen galés. Puede referirse a las siguientes: dylan ortis es un niño ovni Obras Bob Dylan (álbum), el primer álbum de estudio del músico estadounidense Bob Dylan, publicado en 1962.… …   Wikipedia Español

  • Dylan — (Дублин,Ирландия) Категория отеля: 5 звездочный отель Адрес: Eastmoreland Place, Болсбридж, D2 Дублин, И …   Каталог отелей

  • Dylan — m Welsh: of uncertain origin, probably connected with a Celtic element meaning ‘sea’. In the Mabinogi it is the name of the miraculously born son of Arianrhod, who became a minor divinity of the sea. In the second half of the 20th century the… …   First names dictionary

  • Dylan — Dylan  язык программирования Dylan  драм н бейс продюсер и диджей См. также Дилан, Боб …   Википедия

  • Dylan —   [ dɪlən; nach dem walisischen Schriftsteller Dylan Thomas], Bob, eigentlich Robert Allen Zimmerman [ zɪməmæn], amerikanischer Rockmusiker (Gesang, Gitarre, Mundharmonika), * Duluth (Minnesota) 24. 5. 1941; als Komponist und Interpret seit 1961… …   Universal-Lexikon

  • Dylan — Dylan, Bob …   Enciclopedia Universal

  • Dylan — (Robert Zimmerman, dit Bob) (né en 1941) chanteur et auteur compositeur américain …   Encyclopédie Universelle

  • Dylan — (izg. dȉlen), Bob (pravo ime Robert Zimmerman) (1941) DEFINICIJA američki pjevač i skladatelj, kultna ličnost generacije 1960 ih, afirmirao je američku folklornu glazbu …   Hrvatski jezični portal

  • Dylan — [dil′ən] Bob (born Robert Allen Zimmerman) 1941 ; U.S. folk rock singer & composer …   English World dictionary

Share the article and excerpts

Direct link
… Do a right-click on the link above
and select “Copy Link”